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NOTE- this article is a humor piece - a dream of what Watsontown could be 25 years in the future. It's unfortunate that nearly 100 years later, many of the innuendos and jokes are without context and therefor lost in what was likely once a much more humorous post than we can comprehend today. I will attempt to add photos and notes where I can, and I appreciate any thoughts anyone who knows more may have, about this piece. This appeared in the Watsontown Star and Record Silver Anniversary Edition, 1907 . 1932 was 25 years in the future, when the article was written.
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“What ought to be can be”
A.D. 1932
BY WAYWARD DIEHL
Of Detroit
“Some rival of our association no doubt promoted the city “, spoke up the Colonel
Gus continued: “Tthe city was originally a grain depot until 1865 when sawmills were erected organized as a borough in 1867. Canal did prosperous business. Sawmills were closed up and little industry between 1890 and t 1905. Original name of the city Elmdon but renamed watsontown in 1830 in honor of former resident. In 1909 at an election held for the purpose the electors reclaimed the original name Elmdon.
CREATION OF THE CITY BEAUTIFUL
“The consummation of this ideal city was the transformation of the old Pennsylvania canal into a water power plant Delaware run 2 miles above the town with several smaller strains was the nucleus of this great power plant which made it a city of wealth and afforded sufficient funds for beautifying a water powerhouse was located at the southern extremity of the city near the old canal lock equipped with a turbine wheel and a Dynamo for the manufacture of electricity for light and power the original steam electric plant at the northern end of the city is maintained only as an axillary and is seldom used in former years the coal and freight bills consumed all of the profit of the old electric plant.
SECURING THE RIGHT OF WAY
“But how was the right of way secured for all of those improvements in such a monopolistic state as Pennsylvania ?” queried Colonel Larned
“Well the old canal was defunct for many years no good for any other use those who owned adjoining land were convinced that such a scheme would double or treble the value of the property adjacent and where real damage was done electricity for either light or power was furnished as a balm.”
“This great feat was commenced in 1908 or nearly 1/4 of a century ago the city has made sufficient profit in that time to begin the erection of an immense dam across the Susquehanna River at Fogelmanis island to cost $100,000 and furnish water power to develop 75,000 electric horsepower which will supply the numerous trolley companies in Northumberland and union counties besides various manufacturing plants.”
THE CITY’S PUBLIC PARKS
“Does the city have any parks or public grounds?” asked Col Larned
“ Well the whole city is a park as well as the city of commercial interests the people of Elmdon seemed to have an inborn love of the beautiful. Wonderful fountains, rustic bridges, memorial arches and statuary. The water company was prompt to see the advantage of a real model city and is supplying water to many fountains free.
“In the old days the muddy and uneven streets were very distinctive the streets were so filled up that it became a question of whether it would be advisable to raise houses and sidewalks to keep the water from the Cellars. Eight inches were cut from all of the principal streets and they were relayed with brick and asphalt - expensive at first, but as good today as when they were put down twenty years ago.”
COLONEL LARNED IN DOUBT
“Such a community, “ interrupted the Colonel, “makes the sweetest of dreams of Edward Ballamy look like realities.”
“No not that nothing short of a revolution could carry out the plans of Bellamy’s ‘looking backward’ but here was a small country borough of not more than 2000 inhabitants in 1907 and what these good and industrious people have accomplished in the past 25 years will be a lasting monument to their memories.”
“From the proceeds derived almost exclusively from the power plant a park has been built and named in honor of each former chief Burgess of the Old Town or Watsontown thus they have Hollopeter, Starr Gauger, Bachman , West Shay, East Shay, Miller, North Wagner, South Wagner, East Wagner, Leiser, Cooner, Piatt, Hogue, Everitt, Follmer, Hockley, McClure , Seiler, Knight and Housel parks. All are good size and perfect fairy lands”
Colonel Larned interrupted again with some doubting remarks.
COL. LARNED BECOMES INTERESTED
“But you have related but little of the great lake which the old canal and various pools and basins would form surely that must be a beauty” and then the Colonel lighted his second cigar.
“At present this lake is about 3 miles long extending from port may to the road leading from Dewart to Allenwood at Nicely park the banks are lined with well kept trees and flowering beds there is not a shabby tree or fence to mar the wonderful effect from Port May to Nicely park. Small electric and gasoline boats flit to and fro like great Swans the city owns and operates two regular pleasure boats of 100 passenger capacity for eight months of the year these boats net Elmdon $5000 every season”
“During my visit I made a trip on the little electric boat city of Elmdon we went aboard at the power plant at Port May a lecturer or instructor (the boys called him Barker) accompanies each boat to point out and discourse upon the places of interest I took stenographic notes of his remarks and they will convey a fair idea of this wonderful lake and park”
Brooke then read off the following talk of the “barker” on the boat:
“This boat is now in the old sawmill pool to the right the iron bridge over the Pennsylvania railroad from sand hill. Near This site is the first burying ground of more than 100 years ago the stone house in front of us is the oldest building in the city used for residence and various purposes of the 1st century next building of importance is the old hope hose hall foot of 2nd St. Rustic bridge in the front connect Wagner and Bly parks. We are now entering the famous old bill mill pool 50 years ago this pool was so filled with saw logs that the fish had to creep out upon the towpath to get their breath. The great Maple tree to the right is the “Mottern Tree” made famous years ago at the meeting place of the “hog Committee”. Each Sunday morning the old timers met under this tree to discuss the weight of every resident porker. To the right is the Ferris wheel in Osborne park. Yonder is Sterick park and the entrance to the river bridge.”
“A little ways on the the boat was docked at Morgan Park. On these grounds is located the G.A.R. Library and Memorial Hall. War relics and the archives of several grand army posts are well guarded in this building. In this park is also located the $50,000 GAR memorial fountain which throws 8 streams of water high in the air this fountain was presented by the citizens of Elmdon and is the most splendid tribute ever paid to the memory of the honourable dead by a grateful and appreciative people we left this bewildering spot with regret,”
THE PLOT THICKENS
“Who promoted all these things in this city beautiful? “ Asked the Colonel. “In 1907 or 25 years ago the Daily Record and star then a prosperous weekly paper celebrated their silver anniversary establishing a large souvenir paper. Int hat issue the scheme –
Hur-r-r, burr-r-r-r-r, ding-a-ling, zip.
Colonel Larned awoke. Great beads of perspiration large as ostrich egg stood out upon his classic brow messenger boy #21 handed him a Telegraph which read:
WINDSOR, Ontario, April 1 1907.
Dear Papa – I will marry Will at Niagara Falls this evening
JOSEPHINE
P.S. – Can You Forgive?
Forgive, never” Raved the Colonel” “ I can get to Niagara Falls in my auto before she marries that pumpkin head.” And as messenger boy #23 skidded down the street he mused to himself wonder worde ole guy meant wen he consolatedded hisself wid de remark: it was a alright dream, anyhow”
STARR DEVIL No 1 1883-87
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